DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE
JOINT TASK FORCE GUANTANAMO
HEADQUARTERS, JOINT DETENTION OPERATION GROUP (JDOG)
GUANTANAMO BAY, CUBA APO AE 09360
JTF-GTMO-JDOG-CO 19 JAN 03
MEMORANDUM FOR All personnel, JDOG
SUBJECT: Camp Delta Interim SOP Modification: Inspecting/Handling Detainee Korans
Standard Operating Procedure (SOP)
Shariamerica: Islam, Obama, and the Establishment Clause
NB: At 6:38 you will read the following:
a. Clean gloves will be put on in full view of the detainees prior to handling.
b. Two hands will be used at all times when handling the Koran in manner signaling respect and reverence. Care should be used so that the right hand is the primary one used to manipulate any part of the Koran due to the cultural association with the left hand. Handle the Koran as if it were a fragile piece of delicate art.
c. Ensure that the Koran is not placed in offensive areas such as the floor, near the toilet or sink, near the feet, or dirty/wet areas.
In other words, if you are a mushrikun, then you are unclean and therefore not righteous enough to even touch the Qur’an.
A. Use clean gloves, soldier! Don’t use dirty gloves or work gloves, because “heaven forbid”, you don’t want to ‘offend’ one of the detainees! Oy vey!
B. Two hands, not one, shall be used when you handle the Qur’an so that the detainee doesn’t think in his deficient mind that you are disrespecting his ‘holy’ book. Oh, and remember to use your RIGHT HAND to open the Qur’an or ‘manipulate’ it in any way, because the left hand is the hand you do your ‘bidness’ with… you know, you shake your Johnson with your left hand, and you wipe your ass with your left hand.
Treat the Qur’an like it’s a ‘fragile piece of delicate art’ because bagheads think the damn thing is a miracle to begin with. You don’t want to offend one of these mental retards or any of their ‘cultural’ associations.
And finally, last but not least…
C. Whatever you do, don’t take the damn thing (you know, the Qur’an) to the bathroom with you, and damn sure don’t use it for toilet paper.
(It would seem such a waste of paper to burn the damn thing when it could, indeed, be used to wipe your ass after doing your bidness.)
At http://www.defense.gov/news/Jun2005/d20050601KoranSOP.pdf on page 2, you will find the corresponding text from the DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE JOINT TASK FORCE GUANTANAMO memo.
You think I’m joking, right? You just can’t make this shit up! Our military has been neutered!