The Inalienable Right to Illicit Sex

Posted: March 4, 2012 in Uncategorized

Oh my gosh! College students are going broke! Not because tuition fees have skyrocketed over the last 10 years. Or because student loans saddle the average graduate with tens of thousands of dollars in debt. Or because dumbed-down, left-wing diploma mills promise little in the way of gainful employment after graduation.

No, students are financially strapped because they’re paying way too much for birth control!

At least, that’s how Sandra Fluke sees it.

She’s a third-year law student at Georgetown University, who recently became the poster child for congressional Democrats who are working to drum up support for President Obama’s unpopular healthcare program.

Forty percent of women at Georgetown Law are struggling financially because they have to pay for their own contraceptives, Fluke says.


My goodness! What’s the other 60% doing?

Over the course of three years at law school, Ms. Fluke adds, birth control can cost female students as much as $3,000.

Oy, vey!

Three years, three thousand dollars. That’s $1,000 per year.

If condoms cost a buck a piece, you can screw your fekkin’ brains out three times a day, 365 days a year, and it will cost you $1,095.

Okay. I can understand why she’s miffed now. She’s gone $95 over her limit.

But hey! If she charges $20 per “session” at 3 times a day, for 365 a year, she can prostitute herself out and make $21,900 a year at it. And if she doesn’t tell Obama and Slick Willie about it, she can keep it tax free!

What does this say about America’s moral health when a 20-something slut whines about having to pay a thousand dollars a year on birth control—and who firmly believes you should pick up the tab? It’s bad enough that our universities have turned into hyper-sexualized dens of iniquity where binge drinking and hookup sex permeates every aspect of campus culture.

Now it’s the working class “stiff” (no pun intended) taxpayer who is responsible for funding contraceptives to help make rampant and random sex “safe.”

At one point in her testimony, Fluke told the true story of a distressed coed who felt “embarrassed” and “powerless” upon learning at the local pharmacy that her insurance coverage didn’t provide free contraceptives. She has “no choice” but to go without birth control, Fluke lamented.

Hold on a second… let me find my fekkin’ violin!

In other words, these poor women are being forced to have unprotected sex because of people like you who won’t pay for their birth control!

Hey! I want to know, when was the last time you got laid without getting kissed? Or screwed?

Hmmm… oh, okay, it was when you elected these bozos.

In truth, the only people being forced against their will are the ones required to pay for “health services” they are morally opposed to…

…like you and me. You know… TAX PAYERS!

On Monday, the American Academy of Pediatrics recommended that 11- and 12-year-old boys be immunized routinely, along with girls, for the human papillomavirus (hpv)—the cancer-causing sexually transmitted disease.

Last year, former Republican presidential candidate Michelle Bachmann warned about the “very serious side effects” of HPV vaccines. But she was quickly ridiculed into silence. Nothing to worry about here. All we need to know is that the drugs are “free” and that teens can then have sex without having to worry about cancer…

…or pregnancy, in the case of other powerful drugs, like abortifacients.

“Accidents Happen,” read yesterday’s headline at the Planned Parenthood website. “That’s why there’s the morning-after pill (emergency contraception).”

(Note the carefully worded headline and subtitle.)

Illicit sex is an accident. And having an abortion after the “accident” isn’t murder. It’s contraception.

This is what the government wants to be made available to everyone in America…

…on your dime.

This is what “sex education” amounts to in the radical anti-family establishment that now occupies the highest levels of American government.

“I’ve got two daughters—9 years old and 6 years old,” then Senator Obama said on the campaign trail back in 2008. “I am going to teach them first of all about values and morals. But if they make a mistake, I don’t want them punished with a baby!”

Once again, illicit sex is the accident, the baby is punishment and the remedy is government-sponsored abortions…

…on your nickel (or, is it dime?).

Hey asshole! Go pay for your shit yourself and quit demanding the rest of us pay for your irresponsibility!

This is why, as an Illinois senator, Mr. Obama voted against the partial-birth abortion ban and opposed a bill written to protect the life of a baby that managed to survive an abortion. In his mind, it makes perfect sense. If teenage sex is an accident and an unwanted child is the punishment, infanticide is the solution.

Sex has overtaken the common sense of otherwise sober Americans and now even intrudes itself into our government.

My granddaddy used to say, “That little one-eyed son of a bitch ain’t got no sense!”

It does take “two to tango” doesn’t it?

Or, can these horny sluts go buy a $49 sex toy?

Sexual license is not included in the list of freedoms and inalienable rights to be protected and even funded by our government. It’s not found in the Constitution, nor in the Declaration of Independence. The right to “life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness” does not mean screwing around with MY MONEY!

You won’t find that right in the Bill of Rights, nor will you find it even implied in the Federalists Papers.

Promoting everyone’s right—including that of young teenagers—to a consequence-free, illicit lifestyle of casual sex now trumps the constitutional right every American once had to practice his or her religious convictions.

Make no mistake about it, Liberalism is the state religion of the American government when it comes to actively and aggressively promoting a sexually deviant lifestyle—a lifestyle that undermines everything found in a civil society.

Planned Parenthood, for example, receives much of its funding from the U.S. government—and from young people, mostly, who are in search of contraceptives, STD treatments and abortion procedures. In 2010, Planned Parenthood provided contraception for 3.6 million clients and performed 329,445 abortions.

What people generally do not realize about Planned Parenthood is that in order to get new customers to pay for these services, it actively recruits them.


By regularly encouraging people to indulge in illicit sexual activity as early as possible in life!

Just as the goal of the dope dealer is to make drug addicts, Planned Parenthood’s goal is to make sex addicts—and they follow the same business model.

The “gateway drug” advertised by Planned Parenthood is first, masturbation. (Does anybody remember Jocelyn Elders?)

“It’s Perfectly Normal” is the title of one of its primary teaching tools—a book aimed directly at 10-year olds.

It’s touted on daytime television as healthy “self” satisfaction.

On its website, the “info for teens” section has all kinds of information about why masturbation is healthy, what to do if caught by parents, how to know if you’re ready to have sex with a partner and the options you have if there’s an unwanted pregnancy: abortion, adoption or parenting.

That’s the nanny state model for you: sex education in the 21st century…

…get ’em hooked on fornication when they’re young, and once you do, you’ve got a lifelong customer who will be totally dependent on the government.

Planned Parenthood and government liberalism like stupid people like Sandra Fluke and her 40% friends.

Tell you what: just quit paying your taxes and tell these dumb bitches to become entrepreneurial…

…charge for that pussy!  (Is prostitution legal anywhere else besides Nevada?)

Twenty to fifty bucks a pop, three times a day, sounds pretty enterprising to me. They could pay their college tuition, too. And it’s not near the work of a topless dancer!

P.S. Hey, Rush… retract your apology. Tell the libs to go fuck themselves… on their nickel!


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