IN RESPONSE TO EMAILS CONCERNING MY DOG…

Posted: March 3, 2012 in Uncategorized

Please be advised that I am tired of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six illegal aliens wearing Obama tee shirts, four wearing Pelosi tee shirts, two rappers, nine teenagers with pants hanging down past their cracks, eight customer service desk people who couldn’t understand English, three flag burners, and a Pakistani taxi driver.

FOR THE LAST TIME: MY DOG IS NOT FOR SALE!

I am, however, trying to get him to stop smoking. He says it helps to get the taste of shit out of his mouth…

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Comments
  1. Diane Sori says:

    An oldie but always a goody! BTW, I have an attack cat like that…all 7 or so pounds of him, hahahahaha!!!

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